Most people get guns for protection from intruders in their house. Some, just have knives in the kitchen. But, if you really want to be a badass and let robbers know not to fuck with you, you fashion your own weapons. One weapon of choice is obviously the sharpened wooden spoon. Nothing says get the hell out of my house like this weapon. Not only does he have to worry about that stabbing him, but also splinters and whatever you stirred with it the day before. Can you imagine getting stabbed with splinters and then having last night's chili going into the wound. Yeah, it is the ultimate demise. Obviously to make this weapon takes determination, time, and a sick sense of old fashion weaponry.
This blog was all based off of a fictional story... I am devastated.
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