Since I like to do things completely backwards I have decided to stay on the whole dating and relationship topic (because I am now an expert) and talk about asking somebody out on a date. This might sound sort of boring and similar to previous posts, but there is going to be a little twist. It's going to be a choose your own adventure post. You fucking remember those books? They were awesome. They were like, "If you choose to go down the hallway where the ghosts live turn to page 86, however if you wish to go to the master bedroom and attempt relations with the princess turn to page 101." Mine is going to be similar except I will give you three options, which will be explained in detail and hopefully funny, on your strategy to ask somebody out. Then the next blog with be explaining what will happen with each scenario based on my expertise on the subject matter. In other words, do not take this seriously. Hopefully you will select the correct way to ask, but I pretty sure each scenario will have something wrong with it so good luck.
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