So today at lunch we were talking about the upcoming Monday Night football game. If you don't know it is the Steelers vs. Bengals at Paul Brown. We of course got on the subject of Ben Roethlisberger. Lets just say most of the jokes were geared towards him trying to sleep with women and all that good stuff. Then it got to the point of him putting roofies in drinks and what not. It got out of control in a hurry between myself, John, and Alex like it always does and I love it. We figured out the game plan though. Everyone that is going to the Monday Night game must bring one cardboard cutout of an attractive woman. This will distract him immensely and he will just pitch the ball backwards and sprint into the stands and try to hump the cutout. It is a genius plan. Fool proof if you ask me. We just can't have him getting a hold of an actual woman. She would be tainted for life. Chad can tweet about it during the game so the world knows quickly. I really think this is my best idea since the time I decided to try to do a triple back flip off a bridge when I was a junior in high school. My spine still hurts. Bridge was not that high, so no worries :)
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