"Man Points"
Definition :
- Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional. Ex: "Did Jeremy just try to do two back flips off the top of the houseboat and actually perform a backflop, 7 man points"
- Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, watching Californication over and over, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time
- Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Almighty Man Lord (Sean Connery) for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code
- Wearing tough, manly, "southside" clothing. Ex: Chris wore his pink collar up, which relieved him of any man points in our eyes.
- Points awarded to men by girls when they complete a task that is manly, but not necesarily macho, a quality action that is both honorable and distictly masculine. Ex: "That guy just opened the door for Sara, he gets 5 man points"
I meant prepare for later this week :)
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