So here is the initial list of how to gain a man point and lose man points. Here is the whole point. Every guy has a man card. You get to keep the man card until your points reach 0. You get a point for thing you do that is on the man list, and obviously lose a point for everything you do that is on the non-manly list. There are a lot more way to lose points than gain them. Otherwise, it would be too easy to be a man. This might be biased because i wrote them, but this is my blog and i am A MAN! This doesn't feel like a good blog entry to me for some reason, so leave feedback.
+1 MAN POINT
- Building something with your hands
- Drinking Goldschlager (biased)
- Screaming at the TV during sporting events
- Diving with sharks
- Shotgunning a beer
- Having a movie theater in your house
- Owning a dog
- Sharpening a pencil with a knife
- Belching loudly around friends
- Going to the gun range
- Watching Californication
- Having proper oral hygiene
- Bring flowers (extra point if followed by chocolate milk)
-1 MAN POINT
- Seeing Twilight without a girl you are trying to get with
- Owning only a cat without a girlfriend
- Asking for help in a supermarket
- If you have ever said OMG and not just Oh My God
- Singing along to any Katy Perry song
- Not paying when on a date
- Wearing a scarf in a season not named Winter
- Wearing a seashell necklace
- Ever saying "I just need to dance this off"
- Taking a picture in a mirror
- Throwing deuces (unless a joke)
- Attempting to be a hardass every minute of every day
- Not glancing into Victoria's Secret when walking by it in the mall
- Belching loudly on a date
- Own a woven belt that is 8 sizes to be and letting it hang in front like a damn squirrel tail
Also if you have ever been photographed while sitting on a bed at a women's house chugging Goldschlager from the bottle while Sex and the City is on. You can never lose your man card. It's a rule.
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