I don't like to brag, it's just not my nature. On that note, I could be the best friend in the world. I think if you took Gandhi and Mandela and combined their friendship abilities they would equal mine. Obviously I might of took that too far. But i bet neither of them hydrated a drunk friend via a straw dropper of water like a bird. I even made the noises of a choo-choo train and airplane. I mean that is very caring and sensitive right? Man, that is totally going on to my online dating profile today. It will read the following: "Hello, my name is Jeremy. I like the zoo, hanging out with friends and warm destinations. I think I am funny, nice, and uber sensitive. This would all be demonstrated by my gently giving you water (the essence of life) through a straw dropper. Also, I like to party." I literally have no idea how i am still single, it baffles my mind. This blog might have something to do with that :) Whatever, craziness is the name of my game!
Did you also spit water pretending to be a baseball player? That's what I heard...
ReplyDeleteYou heard that correctly. It was big leagues that night.
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