Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I'm old and you're naked


So when I visit my friends in Chicago we always have a good time. Especially when you can get all 4 of us together. We are all a little different but mesh together nicely. Crazy stuff usually ensues when we go out. For example: In college we were all arrested at least twice. Some incidents were more idiotic than others. I won't say which one of us broke a second story window and jumped out to avoid the cops breaking up a house party. Let's just say he was 21 and the cops just told us to turn the music down. Another one of us kicked over a stop sign and some how got it out of the ground and marched around with it in front of a police station. Then there is the water balloon launcher towards the apartment pool filled with sorority girls. Needless to say we had fun, but with that said none of us ended up naked at the end of the night, well at least not without a girl. BOOM. I just said that so it didn't make me sound like a loser. But that is what it looks like I missed this weekend. There was drinking of champagne (only the finest), pulling muscles doing Captain Morgan stances. Slapping people in the face... hard, and apparently getting puked on then decided to get naked and go to Meijer. I mean if you think about it, it really does make sense. If someone pukes on you but you have some shopping to do... shit... take it off and get the Gatorade and Pineapple you need. More power to you. All I know is that no matter what group of people I decide to hang out with on a weekend, I know it's going to be crazy, fun, and involve laughing. That is because those are the only fucking people I want to be around.

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