This happens

Many want to know, Jeremy what happens when somebody just pisses you off? It is a plain and simple answer that is also very complicated. Let's just take this "fictional" (maybe) story. This girl throws sand on my shirt one day during volleyball. I pretend I am fine with this action. However, I start scheming in my head how can I get her back for doing this. Then i devise the most complex payback ever. First I need to somehow get her to Sawyer Point by the river. So, I devise a plan to say that I am running in an Urbanathlon, this makes her want to do it as well. Then I tell her we should train and run and jump over shit. I know that she will research where we can do this and it will lead her to one place. Fucking Sawyer Point! Plan in progress. Then I let us train at least 5 times there until one faithful day she lets her guard down while jogging by the river, and then BOOM i pick her ass up and toss her in the Ohio river. This action then leads to her not being able to have children because that water is nasty as shit. It was all a revenge plan that just took months to execute but seconds to plan. Enjoy the taste of diaper, syringe, and urine, for that is what this river is made up of.