I read an article today on Time.com and it really got to me. Apparently there is a massive overpopulation of a specific animal in these United States. What are these animals? God damn Guinea pigs. They are everywhere apparently. So me being the curious cat I am marched down to the Cincinnati Zoo to talk to some experts in this very dangerous field of animals. The expert at the zoo seemed shaken a bit, and went on to discribe his encounter with one of these "Pigs." Apparently the little bastard was on a mini segway and tried to kill him. So I started to research where these horrible animals are coming from and there is only one explanation. NEW GUINEA! This is where they are trained and then shipped to the United States in bulk. All I know is I don't trust them and you shouldn't either. I would also like to thank Dana for giving me the tip on where they are coming from. It really is scary. I don't even know who this "Papua" is, but if he keeps sending new guinea's we are all screwed.
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