So sometimes it is hard to try to think of a first date idea. If you are like me and only go on first dates because either the girl doesn't work out, is not into you, or according to your parents you are doing something wrong and/or weird. So you want to try to switch it up. I am not going to lie, I think i am pretty good at first dates. I have gone all out and I have gone very relaxed and chill before on a first date. There is one thing I won't do though and it has even been brought to my attention by women. The first date will never be let's just grab some coffee. You see that shit all the time in the movies and on TV (Friends). The guy sees an attractive girl walks up to her and is like "Hey, can I buy you a cup of coffee sometime." But I hear. "Hello, I have no idea what you are like, but I want to make this first date with you pretty boring giving myself no shot to get you into bed tonight." I mean come on taking someone for a cup of coffee on the first date is the bermuda triangle of sex. The odds of you getting that girl to come home with you after some pumpkin spice coffee from Starbucks is about the same odds of a Bengal player not getting arrested in the next year. Granted I know it has probably happened before minus the Bengal player not getting arrested. But probably only once and I am just going to assume the girl was either already drunk and wanted the coffee to sober up or both were in a dry spell for 6+ months. Only two ways. Trust me it's science. So next time you decide to ask a girl out ask her if she wants to grab a drink, if she says how about some coffee.... pack the Kahlua.
